Toby Keith “Stays In Mexico” (Dreamworks)
A catchy little ditty about a man having an affair in Mexico with a first-grade teacher named Gina. Apparently recorded over a Karaoke track of “Hot! Hot! Hot!”, you’ll find yourself loving it until you hit the line about him talking to his kids on the phone while his mistress takes a shower. Much like Mexican food, Toby’s latest is great until you digest it; then, you’re just sick to your stomach and wondering why you didn’t just stick to Big Macs and Terri Clark.